Abraham Lincoln (b. Feb. 12, 1809-d. April 15, 1865) was a really terrific President. Under his watch, we fought the deadliest war in American history, and freed every slave. Even Barack Obama can't even come remotely close to Lincoln's semi-heroic deeds. He died under the mercy of John Wilkes Booth on my sister's birthday.

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