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It's not my favorite of places, but their "kids eat free" thing sounds kinda cool. It's also a great place for vandals to sneak out and switch the locations of 'kids' and 'eat', thus suggesting cannibalism. I'm just kidding. Why would a great restaurant like Captain D's support cannibalism? But McDonald's is a great example, considering that their burgers are nothing more than pinkish slosh.