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Gordon Ramsey is the worst person in the history of the world. Shouldn't he be retired by now? And why does he have to YELL? I'd like to see him in a mental institution.
RG


List of stuff Ramsey's done

Ramsey is responsible for the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan.

The Crusades were considered the worst battle in history, until Ramsey made another show.

Ramsey is simultaneously responsible for the deaths of Abraham Lincoln and John F. Kennedy.

Prolonged exposure to any Ramsey show will result in hallucinations, boredom, and depression.

While playing Scrabble, if you spell GORDON RAMSEY, you will be vexed for 1,000,000,000,000 years, until you die.

To make Charlie's Angels seem to suck less they included Gordon Ramsey in the film.

Dr. Parental Lock (real name Pihsrosnec) tried 5 times to shoot Ramsey. The first time, in 1989, resulted in his house burning down. The second time, in 1993, caused damage to Ramsey's lower leg. The third time, in 1996, destroyed 6 of his restaurants, the I Really Wish I Weren't Here Right Now type, and the fourth time, in 2001, caused Ramsey to go AWOL, resulting in the fifth and final time in 2004, which killed Pihsrosnec, and Ramsey began work on his Kitchen Nightmares.

Also, Pihsrosnec's brother, Freedom O. Speech, tried several times to shoot Ramsey. While the shootings weren't completely managed, Speech survived even today.

Ramsey also is insane, and a schizophrenic person.


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